Forging Into the Great Unknown
These hand-me-down Tort outlines are as useless as cock-flavored lollypops.
For our Torts final on Friday, this is what we have to know:
Restatements: 8a, 10, 10a, 13-46, 63-85, 158-64, 196-7, 217-229, 281, 283a-c, 284-95, 296, 299a, 328a-d, 431-40
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Cases: Katko v. Briney, Palsgraf, MacPherson v. Buick, Daubert
Someone forgot to tell the Old-Prof. Torts she was supposed to do Intentional Torts with a hint of Mean Joe Greene and a splash of Evidence.
Tomorrow is the last day of classes and I’m still the only one of Prof. CivPro’s “dear students” to have been shamefully ejected. I’m not sure how special that makes me feel.
posted by Jon Swanburg @ 6:07 PM
14 comments
14 Comments:
how long have you been trying to fit that "cock flavored lollipop" analogy into your blog???
Since I watched the movie Dodgeball a couple weeks back.
when'd u get kicked out?
wow....way to italicize official movie titles. you are going to ace civ pro for sure.
I was kicked out on the first day of class.
I would have preferred to have been kicked out of class. Spring 2004 starter: I was on the "Row from Hell." We got called on every day. Back and forth he'd go through our row. One guy on the row was accused of laughing AT Prof. CivPro, when, in fact, the guy was just amused by the fact that he had absolutely no idea about the case and was amused by the poor state he was in.
Of course, an effective way to stop being called on in that class is to be called on and then faint. Which also happened Spring of '04. That girl was never called on again.
hahaha.....a girl fainted? holy shit, that is great. what did he do? i must know.
God i love this blog
he cracked open some ammonium carbonate capsules, shoved them under her nose and she came-to like uma thurmond in pulp fiction... and then he gave her a memo on joinder... WJC = hero
man, you 1Qs have it soooooooooooo easy!!!!!!!!!!!! do you know why there are so many cemeteries around Waco? its because back in the 1800's, Counseller would make students play russian roulette with his six shooter when they got questions wrong in class. some days he would forget to take all but one of the bullets out! just remember that you 1Qs have it the easiest out of every class to every come to Baylor law (perhaps even Baylor undergrad) and that all classes that come after yall will have it much much much much much harder than you have it. you guys dont even deserve to study in the library you have it so easy!
-2q who's father never hugged him
hahaha......holy shit. we don't even deserve to be alive.
sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you're going to find that most of the hand-me down outlines are now useless; due to the new Torts, Contracts, and Property professors.
what's so useless about a cock-flavored lollipop?
I think most males would become very health-conscious when it comes to cock-flavored lollipops. Something along the lines of, "Don't you know that artificial flavors are bad for you???? You need to go organic."
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