Have You Seen My Baseball . . .

Prof. LARC still think me not write not no good. The most recent LARC grade infers I’m legally retarded and that’s just disappointing. It’s sad when I’m in the bottom quarter of the class and the first comment reads:

· Great improvement in writing style. Really, and thanks.

I’d much rather see, “I expected more out of you,” or “It’s sad to see a good writer be so fucking terrible.” This way I’d know Prof. LARC thought I had potential. Now she just thinks I’m doing well for a cat walking across the keyboard.

I’ve already decided if I fail out of law school I’m going back to New York or L.A. and joining the circus.