Young Once, Immature for a Lifetime.

Tonight is like Christmas but rather than Jesus’ b-day we celebrate mine. Unlike The J.C., I have done nothing selfless to substantially better the world, but I share an affinity for wine, fishing and women-of-the-night . . . hence the celebration.

You are cordially invited to participate in the gala affair to be held this evening at Scruffy’s from 10 – 2. Karaoke will be sung and drinks will be served. Gifts and lap dances are welcome but not required. The name of the establishment is “Scruffy’s”; dress accordingly.

Thomas’ b-day officially ended yesterday and mine doesn’t officially start till midnight however we split the difference and tonight’s winding is the commemoration of 44 combined years of lives well lived.

See you there.