Public Health Notice
You know the old adage, an apple a day keeps the doctor away? Oregon researchers have discovered that consuming 17 beers & 4 large pizzas daily will help prevent prostate cancer. Forget about apples and the caveat regarding potentially harmful side effects and you are good to go.
They don’t mention anything about preferable brands but I’m guessing Keystone and Papa Johns will suffice.
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UPDATE: THIS JUST IN!!
This is truly unbelievable . . . Some Kaiser Permanente researchers have made an absolutly incredible discovery.
“In a study of more than 125,000 people, one cup of coffee per day cut the risk of alcoholic cirrhosis by 20 percent. Four cups per day reduced the risk by 80 percent. The coffee effect held true for women and men of various ethnic backgrounds.”
I'm speechless. These scientists may really be on to something.
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**Thanks goes out to a fellow 1Q for keeping me abreast of the latest and greatest.
posted by Jon Swanburg @ 8:52 PM
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7 Comments:
what if you don't have a prostate? does the beer and pizza just make women fat and middle aged with a nasty demeanor and a failed law career?
As far as I can tell, beer and pizza have absolutly no correlation with becoming middle aged, but if they do, a scientist will eventually figure it out.
A recent Baylor University study has shown that males between the ages of 18-28 that move from malibu to waco are homosexuals. Furthermore, they lick balls. the numbers don't lie.
I’m embarrassed for you. Firstly, no homosexual would EVER choose Waco over Malibu. Secondly, what kind of law student still thinks, “licking balls” is a scathing insult? Go watch the Aristocrats, learn some clever lines, and try again. Remember, when it comes to shit talking, you go big or go home.
well played swanburg
so is swanburg gay or not....i notice that their was not an denial
give him a few orange zima's and he will spill his every inner secret...
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