The Day LARC Punked Us
At 6:54 this morning Prof. LARC decided to send out an e-mail reading:
“Bring your next memo assignment. Be prepared to recite AND discuss each case.”
Panic and chaos ensued. The memo isn’t due till the 20th and frankly most people hadn’t read the cases; if they had, they hadn’t read them well. Many like me hadn’t woken up till about 9:30 and there simply wasn’t enough time to read and understand the five cases in the hour we had between CrimLaw and LARC. People tried, but for the most part failed miserably.
It was assumed Prof. LARC hated us. For example, take the conversation I had with a fellow 1Q before class:
Me: What are you doing?
1Q: Calisthenics
Me: Um. . .and why is that?
1Q: So I can be ready to grab my ankles when she calls on me.
She played us for fools. The panic was for not. She went about class with a smile on her face, like the e-mail never happened and the cases failed to exist.
Good one Professor LARC . . . a sadistic abuse of authority, but a good joke nonetheless.
posted by Jon Swanburg @ 7:32 PM
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10 Comments:
hi-larious. don't feel punk'd, honestly. she's new, untested and without tenure. no one can really help you - you're on your own. it's not like other professors where if you get some good notes you can predict which joke they're going to tell on wednesday.
word to the wise - this is week 6 of the quarter. be prepared - sometime in the next week or so one professor is going to go ape shit, rail on all of you for not being prepared and attempt to scare the shit out of you to start studying for finals right after class if you want to have any chance of staying at baylor. it's a sort of week 6/7 tradition.
hahaha, that would be a problem, but us 1q's dont have civpro till the middle of next week, and i dont see larc or torts blowing up on us anytime soon.
on second though, a certain baylor celebrity is subbing for civpro for the start of next week. i would not be suprised if civpro called in a ringer to scare the be-jesus out of us.
Was this running through your mind during LARC yesterday?
"F@$!&K^$#B@#^$^CH!!!!!"
Per the comments on posting "Game Day III," please see the following comment (and please feel free to respond):
Anonymous(s) - (obviously a bunch of hating 1L chicks...or possibly, although not likely, a couple o' gay 1L fucks) - here are your "whores": 1 married...who is one of the most conservative ladies that I know; 2 who have been dating their boyfriends (loyally, mind you) for 2+ years; and the last 3L (but not least 3L), who nobody is getting their hands on. I am standing up for my Oral Advocates - and 9:29 and 11:32, you are petty, jealous cunts. Good luck at BLS.
No punches get pulled on malibu to waco.
remember these words: "sorry, i didnt read that case." trust me, it never fails... but it may get you kicked out of civ pro.
i like how swanburg is too hung over to write a post-immunity day blog.
In your face Thomas.
I may be hallucinating (Baylor Law and heavy drinking will do that to a girl), but I would swear that a similar stunt was pulled on the Spring 05 class by Prof CivProTemp...
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