Wednesday, July 05, 2006

At Least She Wasn't 12

Prof. LARC thought it was important we read this local article so I’m passing it on to my readers. You will notice the prosecutor in this fascinating case is one Beth Toben.

Basically, a 48-year old, loquacious, transient was sleeping naked with his girlfriend’s 13 year old daughter, but claimed he was incapable of having sex, because of post-prison, parole officer related stress.

This guy with three personalities and shit-loads of kitty porn knocks up the daughter, she has twins, and everyone heads to the clinker for an extended slumber party.

Why would anyone want to do criminal defense? Why am I supposed to care about Donnie Earl Witt, Nikki Dawn, Booster or any other alter ego homeboy might have?

On an aside, the ping pong tournament has been postponed till next Monday, and I think at least one pair of pants were soiled in today’s CivPro.

2 Comments:

At 8:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you shat yourself in civpro?

 
At 8:45 PM, Blogger Jon Swanburg said...

When he said the test was Saturday, I couldn't help it. All I could think about was how I had relied on Fri, Sat, and Sun., to learn CivPro in it's entirety. By the time he said, we would stick with the Monday date the damage was already done.

 

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