Answer to the Age Old Question

Does keeping and maintaining a blog constitute a self-inflicted cock block?

I’ll expand on my story from the other night, update the details and hopefully shed some light on the quandary.

Two posts ago I ended with:
“I moved on to the next girl, told her I was a world famous soccer player and went from there.”

That’s not entirely true. There was an undergrad girl and she was gorgeous. I told her a clever assortment of full truths, half-truths and non-truths, all while Barrett Lindsey sang Boys 2 Men in the background. She fell for my tricks and invited Thomas and I back for an after party. Things went well from there.

She Facebooked me accordingly.

The next day we had a conversation:

Her: My friends said they read your blog.
Me: Oh shit.
Her: No, they said you’re funny.
Me: Well you might not think it’s very funny.
Her: Well I’ll read it and let you know

Several hours later:

Her: I don’t want to sound like a stalker but I read your blog.
Me: Oh Shit
Her: You are an amazing writer.
Me: So you’ll sleep with me?
Her: Not unless we get married, but you can take me to the movies.

In conclusion, the blog will not get you laid.

I shouldn’t really be writing about her knowing she’ll eventually read this but maybe she’ll think I’m one of the scapegrace bad boys of the blogging world . . . or not.