Saturday, July 08, 2006

It's A Suprise Party

If there is one thing Texans love more than blowing shit up its patriotism. Combine the two and you have Waco’s favorite festival.

Local officials postponed the national holiday to accommodate for the weather so tonight, the masses gathered outside the law school to watch fireworks and celebrate our nation’s belated birthday. In NY and California it’s customary to admire in silence with the occasional ooo and ahh . . . not in Waco.

One individual had The National Anthem on repeat while others had more eclectic patriotic mixes, but all in all, folks were getting crunked. With or without the music it was an impressive display of pyrotechnics.

When you consider the median family income is about $19,000 you wonder whose idea it was to incinerate 50% of the tax revenue, but, I guess you have to give the constituents what they want.

Waco officials can afford to leave issues like social reform to the liberal despotic terrorists. If they want to get reelected all they have to do is blow shit up and love the Baby Jesus.

7 Comments:

At 11:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hilarious!

 
At 12:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha......fuck poverty, all a white trash Texas girl needs is a 6-pack of Lonestar, a pack of Parliaments, a lawnchair, a tanktop, ridiculously tight shorts, and a little bonehammer music. the showing of the fireworks is simply their time to aggregate in one spot and take part in a battle of skanky grossness.

 
At 12:48 PM, Blogger Nora said...

Call me immature, but I greatly enjoyed the fireworks...I dunno what was more entertaining though, the fireworks or the locals wandering thru the law school with their brood of children, pets, and law chairs, only to be greeted by the confused, intellectually elitist glances of law students studying for finals :o) Between the fireworks and law prom, Baylor is quickly becoming "the people's law school"

 
At 12:49 PM, Blogger Nora said...

I meant lawn chairs and prom night at the law school...stupid finals

 
At 8:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

don't just assume that you have a close enough relationship with the me to say, "hey its me"...that is a little preemptive in the relationship...i'm not ready for that type of commitment yet. unless of course you are under 18 years of age...which i know you are not, so identify yourself.

 
At 11:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

:o)

 
At 12:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha where have i herd those lines before?

 

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