Post-Finals Festivities

With t-minus 19 hours until I'm done studying, BC gives you this to look forward to.

The First Annual RR Royal Rumble Beer Pong Tournament Rules:

1) Governed by Swanburg House Rules on the "North Star" table. No complaining or telling us how the rules are "back in Arkansas".
2) First 16 teams that sign up play. We cap at 16.
3) Placement of teams in the bracket will be randomly drawn out of a hat. If 16 teams do not sign up, the teams selected in the top rankings will be given byes into the quarterfinals.
4) Signup deadline is the conclusion of Rett's Pool Party, approx. 3-4pm on Thursday, July 19.

Since the event is at my house - in case Britt didn't already invite you - consider this post your invitation. (directions here)

So far the Teams include:

1) Jolie and her boyfriend Jordan
2) But ... can she work a plow?
3) Not Awkward at All
4) Don't get any ideas, Parrish
5) Return...of the Manzenbaum
6) Sex Panther
7) There Goes Your Self Esteem (obviously a team including Haley)
8) Fat, Drunk, and Stupid
9) Tangible Assets
10) Excludable Fruits
11) Team Congress: Breaking You Off Something Necessary and Proper

The Canons of Destruction were going to play but 1/2 the team injured himself making love to his hand.

That leaves five spots remaining, so feel free to sign up. Keep in mind the past champions have gone on to transfer to Georgetown, become President of SBA, and win top speaker / top team in moot court.