Saturday, March 10, 2007

The Invitational Recap

Although Master & Commander B.C. failed to follow his own rules, the tournament was a great success and nobody got killed. Here are a few pictures to prove it.





Neighbors With Benefits lost its second round match to Ebony & Ivory (pictured below) and it was totally my fault. Bringing sexy back and making shots are apparently two totally different things.


Sure, this is the team that beat me, but why look at them when you can look at the background. Apparently the rules were so important they needed to be projected onto a wall.


If you weren't already afraid of A. Web, this is team Living In Sin after Josh misses a shot. When they eventually lost, Josh got what he knew he had coming all along.






These pictures serve no other purpose than to display how awkward Thomas really is. When you look crazier than a guy who has sex with dead animals, you probably shouldn't be allowed near +1.



In case you're wondering how a mountain man greets his fans, it's with a low placed thumbs-up accompanied by the words, "Yes my good man. My beard is thick and full like a bountiful harvest of yams."




This picture is actually from the last tournament but you get the idea. The Ninth seated Jolie & Her Boyfriend Gig beat nineteenth seated Illegal Science in the final round to come away champions. And if you're into happy endings, Gig won the tournament on his birthday.



1 Comments:

At 11:43 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

Few things-

1) Congrats to Jolie and her boyfriend Gig for a stellar performance. I hope you are still alive and A-Webb didn't kill you.

2) RAP was not followed in that one game you're refering to because of other circumstances. If you're a 1Q and you're going to complain about the rules (and I'm not taking about the stupid ones just for this one, I'm talking about the one's we've been playing with for a long time) DO NOT COME PLAY. It ruins everyone's fun.

3) It was a night of upsets- 19th Seeded Illegal Science defeats both the Alligator Fuckhouse and the Tenancy at Will. We were outclassed and I congratulate them. Chicago also made it into the Octos and "But...can she work a plow" almost defeated Living in Sin. And the 9th seeded Jolie and her boyfriend Gig defeated Living in Sin and won the thing.

4) Death Cup Losses (Otherwise known as the J Hart)- Two teams were defeated by death cup and deserve to be mocked- Manzanaras and his Girlfriend Tootsie were death cupped by the Cannons of Destruction. Two 1Q's whose name escapes me were deathcupped by the Neighbors with Benefits.

5) Thanks to Swanburg for hosting again. However, once again he chokes in the quarterfinals to a lower ranked team. Alas, maybe one day you'll be good Swanburg.

 

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