First Day of 2L
Several spring starters found their way to the grotto this past Friday and were rewarded, if nothing else, with invaluable, semi-coherent insights into life here at the B. For those that missed it, allow me to take Baker’s advice and dispel a few myths regarding Baylor Law.
Myth 1: Law League sports encourage school bonding and camaraderie.
Not True. Law league sports are designed to separate the wheat from the chaff. You don’t win a single softball game and your CivPro grades will reflect that.
Myth 2: What happens in the study rooms stays in the study rooms.
Yes, this is in fact true.
Myth 3: Wearing a Baylor Law shirt while walking the Bear Trail or working out in the SLC will get the girls.
Not True. A girl working out would likely prefer you didn’t talk to her; unless of course you have a puppy. Instead go to the bar and do what I do: buy her drinks then add, “Girl, if you were text, you’d be what we at the law school like to call, Fine Print.” Accompany that with a gold toothed smile, and you are well on your way.
Myth 4: Swanburg is a bad person.
Not True. Kind of.
There are tons more but I’m tired, lazy, and saving the good stuff for my future law buddy. Feel free to add your own.
posted by Jon Swanburg @ 12:40 AM
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4 Comments:
All female law students are married, engaged, or in long-term, long-distance relationships. Or they start dating a 3L their first week who they marry, become engaged to, or continue dating as a long-term, long-distance relationship after he graduates.
True.
That is not true.
Although I strongly discourage intra-law school dating, I know there are at least a few single females. I can think of three off the top of my head: 1) Katie; 2) Haley and . . . no I guess that’s only two. But you get the point. Not everyone is taken.
wow.....thanks for making me the sad single girl.....................................................whatever
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