Blogging for Blogging's Sake
“I want a trophy wife but not one that takes all my money. If a trophy wife was like a car she’d be like . . . she’d be like a Jaguar; beautiful to look at but breaking down all the time and costing me a lot of money. What I need is a Toyota. I don’t mind a, you know, a sort of frumpy Toyota, as long as she has my back during my final climactic shootout.”
- Chicago on Marriage
I’m obviously miserable. Turning long-winded Chicago quotes into sexual innuendo is kind of what miserable people do . . . that and blog from a second floor cubicle in the library.
In closing, I leave you with two more quotes. Pick the one you prefer and go with it:
1) “The bitterness of studying is preferable to the bitterness of ignorance”
- Chicago on Marriage
I’m obviously miserable. Turning long-winded Chicago quotes into sexual innuendo is kind of what miserable people do . . . that and blog from a second floor cubicle in the library.
In closing, I leave you with two more quotes. Pick the one you prefer and go with it:
1) “The bitterness of studying is preferable to the bitterness of ignorance”
-Anon
2) “Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.”
2) “Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.”
-Jack Handy
posted by Jon Swanburg @ 8:56 PM
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4 Comments:
more blog updates por favor...
i need something to read!
It's called Contracts, Becky. . .contratos. Learn it, live it, love it.
I thought you said you weren't studying this quarter b/c of the new grading system. Particularly considering the Contracts I curve under the old system was fairly generous, I'm kinda disappointed.
Yea. My goal was to convince everyone else but it didn't work so now I'm forced to study.
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