It's A Suprise Party

If there is one thing Texans love more than blowing shit up its patriotism. Combine the two and you have Waco’s favorite festival.

Local officials postponed the national holiday to accommodate for the weather so tonight, the masses gathered outside the law school to watch fireworks and celebrate our nation’s belated birthday. In NY and California it’s customary to admire in silence with the occasional ooo and ahh . . . not in Waco.

One individual had The National Anthem on repeat while others had more eclectic patriotic mixes, but all in all, folks were getting crunked. With or without the music it was an impressive display of pyrotechnics.

When you consider the median family income is about $19,000 you wonder whose idea it was to incinerate 50% of the tax revenue, but, I guess you have to give the constituents what they want.

Waco officials can afford to leave issues like social reform to the liberal despotic terrorists. If they want to get reelected all they have to do is blow shit up and love the Baby Jesus.