Still Hot But Slightly Retarded. . .

In a somnambulistic state I apparently decided that my face could use a good highlighting. I blame it on Prof. Torts canceling class. She left us with four hours between CrimLaw and CivPro which forced me to go home and read on the couch. I accomplished nothing. Unless of course you count waking up to an orange BIC® Brite Liner, wedged two inches up my nose an accomplishment. I apparently used the open highlighter as a pillow and nuzzled it with my entire face, leaving my skin and couch covered in toxic glowing ink. Terrific.

A special thank you goes out to a fellow 1Q that handled Kulko, Helico, & Northstar today so that I didn’t have to. You performed well in the face of danger and for that I commend you.

In preparation for law league softball I went to Sports Authority after class and purchased my softball paraphernalia. I’m now the proud owner of a glove and softball, neither of which I’m capable of using.
I’m having a game 7 party at my apartment, Papa John’s Pizza and all.

Thanks to a reader much smarter then myself, I have regained my sidebar.