My New Favorite Place

I’d tell you all about my field trip to Hooters but I don’t have much time. I haven’t finished Torts, and CivPro still doesn’t make much sense. I will tell you that my local Hooters has some of the most ‘talented’ waitresses I have ever seen, and I was privileged enough to be served by Jessica & Janelle; Waco’s hottest twin sisters. For those interested: the Mavs lost, it was $2 domestic pints and I fell in love. Skip the wings, and give Jessica and Janelle all your money. They are beautiful and deserve it more than yourself.

For readers concerned with my grammar, Prof. LARC has your back. After tonight’s homework assignment, I know where to put commas, quotation marks, and ellipses. It's kinda like hooked on phonics for big people.

Tomorrow is Law League Softball. I haven’t been this excited since the shout out on http://sothebearsays.blogspot.com/