T-Shirt Contest

Baylor Law is having a t-shirt design contest and I’m thinking I could make a pretty good t-shirt. Unfortunately, I’m not much in the way of appropriate so my chances of winning are minimal. However, if I were to make a shirt it would probably read a little something like this:

Baylor Law: Where Masochists Go To Learn
Baylor Law: Where Baptists Prove God Hates You
Baylor Law: Taking it Doggie Style Never Felt So Bad
Baylor Law: Like Middle School For Old People
Baylor Law: The Only Math That Matters is 40%
Baylor Law: Because Self-Worth is Overrated
Baylor Law: The Product of Satan, Umphrey And A Broken Prophylactic
Baylor Law: A Refuge For Those That Have Been Told To Go Fuck Themselves.
Baylor Law: Harvard on the Brazos
Baylor Law: Mrs. Degrees Welcome
Baylor Law: Our Drinking School Has a Legal Problem [Courtesy of Mark]

Other suggestions welcome.