The Best Speaker Ever
As a real estate broker, the man pictured to the left consistently manages to sells more commercial real estate than anyone else in Texas. Even more impressive, in 2003, he sold more real estate for Coldwell Banker than anyone else in the world. Even more impressive than that, he does it all working out of Waco.
I’m pretty sure this guy is the ultimate badass . . . he has to be. How else does one go into a law school Real Estate Finance class looking like Dog the Bounty Hunter dressed in a $4000 suit and proceed to teach, wielding an expensive cigar like it was his laser pointer?
After twelve minutes, Bland Cromwell finished by putting the cigar in his mouth, plugging his rock band and gently stroking the tip of his mustache as to say, “Can’t touch this.”
But yea, his name is Bland Cromwell. It would be like naming Prof. CivPro, “Super-Nice-Childrens’ Counselor” or Prof. LARC “Maggie Simpson”
Get it . . . Maggie Simpson. The short yellow one, that doesn’t talk. High Five!!!
posted by Jon Swanburg @ 5:00 PM
6 comments
6 Comments:
the cigar was badass, there aren't many people in the law school that could pull that off
I bet Powell could pull it off. When I was in PC, he walked into class wearing a three piece suit, a gold pocket watch, and carrying a cain. All he needed was a top hat and he would be big pimpin'.
Powell is definitely pimp. Bitch slap the hell outta ya but you still gotta come back for more. Gotta respect that.
The sad thing about that class is, no matter how well you do on the final, if you are not post-PC you'll get a B- or C in the class. The inmates run that asylum.
did u tell bounty look-a-like i was single?
Bobbie,
I'm 99% sure you are still dating my surfing instructor. If this is no longer the case, I'll track down my boy and tell him all about you.
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