Make Love Not Law Review

From what I hear, Prof. Contracts had a little case of mutiny on his hands this morning. Apparently there was some confusion over the differences between costs and losses avoided, next thing you know A –L’s were throwing chairs, pulling knives, and exchanging words.

It wasn’t my section so I wasn’t there, but this is how I imagine it went down:

Girl 1: Professor, what you’re saying now totally contradicts what we’ve learned all quarter.
Prof. K: No it doesn’t.
Girl 1: Yes it does and if you don’t take it back I’m going to run down there and shave your head.
Prof. K: You’re kidding about the hair right?
Girl 1: No I’m not f**king kidding, take it back.
Prof. K: Take what back.
Girl 1: What you just said about the damage formula.
Prof. K: Ok I was kidding, please calm down.
Guy 1: We will not calm down. (throws chair)

I imagine that’s when Prof. Contracts fled.

Another review has been scheduled for tomorrow and students are warned to attend at their own risk. I may or may not be present for fear he’ll start with a joke like, “The U.C.C. doesn’t really apply to the sale of goods.” At that point, my flak jacket can't save me.

In summation, classes are over, reading days commence, and group review sessions tend to be as useless as tits on a bull.