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“Herpes Zoster”

Property canceled
The professor has shingles;
Best of luck with that.

“Keepin it Real”

Chicken noodle soup
With a soda on the side;
I’m Harlem shaking.

“Homecoming”

My parents flew in
To watch Baylor play Kansas;
Disaster ensues.

“Ode to Slogan”

Scream Waco We Do
Though what we do, we don’t know.
Hopefully it’s fun.

“Mr. Trips”

I sadly awake
When the cat jumps on my balls;
He’s short for this world.


“Sacrifice”

My neighbors stop by
About 1:30 AM;
I cock-block myself.

They ask me to drink
I tell them I’m studying;
They leave unimpressed