Meet the Candidates
With S.B.A. elections quickly approaching, this is what you need to know.
The uncontested winners:
Executive Secretary: Rachel Groue
3L Vice President: Lindsay Sherp
3L Secretary: Martin Arguello
Mid President: Rory Brewton
Mid Vice President: Kate Monahan
Congratulations on not beating yourselves.
The contested races:
Executive
President: Emily Hollenbeck v. Grant McEwan
Vice President Timothy Thorne v. Laura Morgan
Treasurer: Joanna Menendez v. Stephan Baker
Parliamentarian: Kristina Renya v. George Bush
3L
President: Jordan Cypert v. Josh Fogelman
Mid
Secretary: Lauren Cole v. Heather Kanny
1L
President: Jessica Hart v. Drew Peters v. Nina Patterson
Vice President: Kami Keller v. Brent Hill v. Josh Borderud
Secretary: Rachel Appelman v. Dylan Springman v. Brad Thomas
As of yet, FromMalibuToWaco does not officially support any of the candidates. In 75 words or less, tell us why we should vote for you (or your friend) and that could all change.
posted by Jon Swanburg @ 12:53 PM
15 comments
15 Comments:
I propose the following write-in ballot: Timothy Goines, Dominic Braus and Lee Carver. First off, they have the campaign slogan: "Two Reds and a Jew". Second, it's two reds and a mother fuckin' Jew. 'nuff said.
The Borderud Platform is simple: Free Chocolate Milk and a 2-Hour Recess from 11am to 1pm.
. . . that and affordable health care, grade inflation, another refrigerator, an Ozarka water cooler, and extended library hours.
As 1L VP Borderud will be in a unique position to assist the president with whatever directives and policies she should chose to implement. In essence, the perfect "yes man."
If elected you'll be responsible for scheduling law league sports. What sports would you vote for?
The Big 3: Squash, Hi-Li, and Water Polo.
I guess basketball, softball, bowling, and maybe flag-football. Any suggestions?
its Jai-Alai (and its one of the most dangerous sports to play)
ANYWAYS....Emily Hollenbeck for Executive President
Not only has she actually served on SBA (unlike her opponent), so she knows the good and bad of what has gone on lately, but she is a big proponent of law league sports, particularly Softball
"Goines, Braus, and Carver" (Two reds and a jew!):
1. Flag Football
2. Basketball
3. Softball
4. Volleyball
5. Bowling
6. Golf, if anyone is interested
7. Any sport the 2Qs are actually be good at . . . so . . . Beer Pong.
Really, the possibilities are endless. We're an administration of the people, for the people, by the people . . . Well, until we get elected. Then we'll only use our "clout" to force Chicago to grow the WJC. (Hell, that's worth your vote right there!)
And dodgeball... can't forget the competitive dodgeball. Ten men enter, five men leave... And then the other five men leave after being declared the winners.
Welcome to the Thunderdome, bitch!
PS - A four-square league is also mandatory. Really, anything with giant red, rubber balls should be become a league sport.
You guys are forgetting the most important one of all...
TETHERBALL
So far I like the ideas but someone should find out if write in candidates are allowed.
Also, I'd like to make it very clear. Unless Kristina Renya can tell me exactly what a Paliamentarian is supposed to do, I fully plan on supporting George Bush.
Wow, i hadn't thought of four-square since I discovered masturbation.
8:43- Best line I've heard in a long time.
Thanks 5:43, I appreciate your support. I am a proponent of law league sports, karaoke, and theme parties. The more of these things we have during law school the better!
Swanburg, I'm afraid George Bush did not show up to the mandatory meeting tonight so he will not be able to run for exec parliamentarian.
5:21 - will you take suggestions from the masses, or just from swanburg? because seriously, roller hockey. Imagine the possibilities. Less running than flag football, and more chances for blood. Surely I'm not the only one who hates running but loves skating really fast while holding a beating stick.
i want to play dodgeball
we had dodgeball already. no one showed up.
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