Thursday, October 12, 2006

Anonymity at Its Finest

This link will take you to the blog of my biggest fan EVER. Unfortunately you better click it fast because I can’t imagine it being around much longer.

Interesting concept and the parts about me are funny, but the blog isn’t long for this world. The author has failed to account for several factors, the main one being the shortage of 1Q guys with the last name A – L . . . who are good friends with Parrish . . . who haven’t read my blog . . . or been to my house.

So although I may only know the author from an intramural basketball game, I’m pretty sure I’ve already unmasked his hidden identity. And if I can figure it out in 15 minutes, that means everyone else can too.

I give you full permission to write about me, but writing about other people will get you in a whole lot of trouble.

Rather then wasting time denying the posts, I’ll simply point out the author admits to writing made up stories about real people and leave it at that. By linking to this site, I’m by no means condoning the things he’s said. I’m just hoping he can take a hint before writing something that will get him in a whole lot of trouble.

11 Comments:

At 10:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

that guy sucks...

 
At 10:47 AM, Blogger Thomas said...

Hahaha, hes totally screwed. Talk about digging your own grave.

 
At 12:49 PM, Blogger Ryanlindly said...

Evidence aside, I'm sticking with my guess of Lacour.

 
At 2:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I only have one thing to say. Mr. Thomas, your comments are always clever and witty; I applaud your candor. I only wish that more people could be just like you. Sadly, they cannot, as regrettable as it may be. My regards to Mr. Swanburg, a modern day satirist in his own right.

 
At 3:41 PM, Blogger Thomas said...

i love you too lorde mayor

 
At 4:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is nothing on the blog, I guess I am too late, which means that you are 2-2 in predicting the life span of blogs.

 
At 5:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

law school blog feuding is easily the nerdiest thing i've ever heard of.

where are 'Hov and Nas when you need 'em?

 
At 6:27 PM, Blogger Jon Swanburg said...

I deleted the comments which inferred the authors name.

I don't want to be responsible for smearing anyone's reputation. If the person wants to try and remain anonymous, its not for us to out them by guessing.

 
At 6:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't you have anything better to do with your time J. Doe? Seems like you expend lots of effort for zero value.

 
At 6:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

At no point does that blog seem like a good idea on any level.

Just because you can do something doesn't always mean you should.

 
At 7:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

In reference to http://scaredradish.blogspot.com/

I apologize in advance for any part of my comment which may offend you (if it doesn't, wonderful).

But as long as you're going to make reference to free speech (even though I doubt you know anything about the true legal nature of what free speech actually means until you take 2 particular 2L classes), I'm going to go ahead and call you a dumb fuck; face it you're a 1Q and thats kind of what most 1Qs are (if not most 1Ls). Go read something because otherwise finals are going to kick your ass (especially Civ Pro). If you don't believe this, fine, but there are 2 bloggers (the bear is pissed guy and this other girl) who can attest to this.

But if you really are just going to spend time talking shit about people, do it to their face (and if you really can't tell them whatever fucked up thing you want to tell them, at least have the balls and tenacity to say it out loud). And really don't bother, I fully grasp the irony/hypocritical nature of my comment, as I am wasting my time reading your blog. And would fully say this to your face, so really grow the fuck up.

 

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