Haiku Friday (Cont.)

Expect the list to grow as this long Friday continues. The theme is simply, one word titles.

“Finals”

Remind me of sex
In that I cry when I’m done;
Others point and laugh

“Schedule”

Contracts, Property
First Saturday then Tuesday;
Finishing with Torts.

“Dispair”

Studying is fun
If fun means unfulfilling;
Like humping my sheets.

“Grades”

Dreaming of an A
Tragic nightmares of an F
Content with a C

“Contracts”

Expectancy what?
Parole Evidence Rule who?
Statute of Frauds why?

“Here”

I’ve finally found
The place where fun goes to die;
A desk all alone.

“Envy”

My cat licks himself.
Is it because he lacks thumbs
Or just cause he can?

**UPDATE** (7:55)

Thanks for caring.

I’m like a savant who’s learned ways are limited to improvised Haiku. A number of classmates were worried that I spent too much time on poetry and not enough time studying. To prove them wrong, I freestyle’d these bad boys in about a minute. So fear not; I’m still working on Contracts.


Brad Thomas must die;
Says haiku will make me fail
Must paddle his ass.

O skinny-fat man
Your hair resembles Brill-O
O how I hate thee.

Coffee makes me twitch
I’m not having a siezure;
Thank you for asking.

I not only write
But speak in haiku as well;
Listen when I talk.