What is in a Name?
Last quarter, our drinking team had a softball problem . . . this quarter it’s basketball. Preseason commentators have been speculating the 2Q’s are likely to be the worst team since the 72-73 Philadelphia 76ers and frankly I couldn’t agree more.
Since practice is clearly out of the question, a team name change is definitely in order.
I propose: “The Masochists” with the slogan, “Please Beat Us.”
Anyway, I haven’t thought much into the mascot or uniform . . . sorta . . . but the possibilities are endless.
If you don’t care what I name our basketball team and encyclopedic knowledge of blow up dolls is more your thing, here you go. You can thank me later.
posted by Jon Swanburg @ 12:13 AM
6 comments
6 Comments:
personally, i'm a fan of both "Manzanerez & Friends" and/or "The Robot Pimps."
you're pretty funny swanburg, who knew
btw........the robot pimps is out of the question. let the fall starters use the paper chase as their class joke...but we have too much material to resort to that.
uniform: standard length shorts (thomas), shirt or whatever, tool belt with multiple spaces for beer cans. shoes optional.
seriously, im not playing unless we call ourselves Charlie's Angels.
i favor the use of body paint instead of a traditional style uniform.
too much material? what are we gonna use, old civ pro jokes?
@thomas:
http://images.google.com/
images?q=spiderman%20body%20paint
That's total porn TJ; bad porn but porn none the less. hahahaha
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