Crikey!
To prove that acting like an idiot eventually catches up to us all, Steve Irwin, the famed retard / crocodile hunter, died today after being stabbed in the heart by a stingray.
That is all.
posted by Jon Swanburg @ 10:04 PM
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6 Comments:
All I want to know is why can't Martha Stewart be killed by a rogue muffin? Why can't Paris Hilton be killed by poisonous lipstick?
Steve was a hero.
I just want you to know Swanburg, I'm turning your picture around as I type this.
-Colombian Boss Man
Show more respect!
You're right. Cuddling with wild sea creatures for the show, "Ocean's Deadliest" doesn't make him retarded. It makes him a scientist.
Thanks to Mr. Irwin we now have undeniable video proof that stingrays don't in fact like to be pet.
Fortunately for science, NBC has picked up a new show called "Prison's Deadliest." Apparently a Steve Irwin look-alike is going to be attempting to cuddle with our nations deadliest criminals. The goal is to once and for all prove that the folks on death row are simply a fun loving bunch in need of a hug.
So yea, my thoughts are with his family.
The thing is he didn't really cuddle with them. Although I did hear that he spooned with a Cayman in the Amazon.
But you see it isn't so crappy that he died, but how he died. Had he been mauled by a crocodile I would say OK, but this is the equivalent of the Terminator being killed by some chick that worked at Bob's Big Boy. Oh wait...
-Colombian Boss Man
RIP, Steve Irwin.
I guess if you're going to be a little prick, you may as well make an effort at coming across as a witty little prick.
But a prick all the same, and at the end of the day, just an effort.
"De mortuis nil nisi bonum dicendum est," muthafucka.
Irwin was a badass. You're just a little ego driven bitch.
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