When In Doubt, ________________

Baylor lost its football season opener to the TCU Horn Frogs and I saw it all. If you didn’t care enough to go to the game yourself you probably don’t care enough to read about it. But before moving on, I must say the group of shirtless students spelling out “GOD IS ON OUR SIDE” across their chests was rather nice. Nothing says you're a good Christian like telling the other side “God hates you.”

Anyway, you will never believe this. I had some people over last night and a naked guy walks in. Making no efforts to cover himself, or explain his indiscretion, the young gentleman simply asked for a drink. Unfortunately for him, the stranger asked Haley. Using what she learned in Property, his ass was promptly and effectively removed.

By 4:30 in the morning the bath rug was covered in urine, the closet was filled with sand, the couch was unmercifully drooled upon and a good time was had by all.

And because I know you’re wondering . . . he was hung like a very cold, poorly endowed preteen.


So Happy Birthday to Schapper, and Happy Labor Day to All.

UPDATE:

Here is Haley's commentary on the event.