Let the games begin

First day of orientation and you have to take the good with the painful. I’ll be very “Unbayloresque” and start with the good.

- I don’t hate everyone. In fact I don’t hate anyone, but I have made two friends who seem like solid people.
- I received a free license plate frame, t-shirt, clips, and a squishy bear.
- I have grown to like my apartment more and more with each passing minute.
- They put Everclear in the margaritas.

Here comes the painful.
- Took me about four hours to finish the basic orientation homework assignment. (On a side note, I loathe you Karl Llewllyn. You have too many l’s in your name and ‘The Bramble Bush’ is less intelligible now then it was in 1930.)
- The incessant talk of administration saying “You’ll want to kill yourself during PC”, makes me realize they have aspirations of me passing my first quarter. Normally I’d be happy but it will be sad to let down good people.
- I was reprimanded by ‘my friends’ for swapping out the rice and beans for a salad at the Mexican restaurant. The waitress made a point of bringing unsolicited low-fat Italian dressing and announcing it in the most pejorative way. F’ her too.

That’s all for now. I’m hoping someone missed the memo and shows up late tomorrow wearing a hat. From what I hear it sounds like a good show.