Happy Memorial Day

I’d like to apologize. I automatically assumed Waco imported water from a magical hidden location, possibly somewhere in Appalachia. In both NY and LA, tasty water just seems to appear. It wasn’t until after I had already peed in Lake Waco that I found my assumption to be false. Next time you take a shower, remember that it’s sort of like me and a million fish urinating on your head. If by any chance you are forced to drink Waco water, please seek medical attention A.S.A.P.


On a more important note, undergrads start summer classes tomorrow. If you see me sporting a Baylor Law t-shirt, walking a British Bulldog puppy around the bear trail you’ll know why.