In the End I Always Win
To celebrate Alex Bell's victory, I've decided to do some math:
1st Place Team: $ 1200 per person
Best First Year Team:$ 500 per person
Best Oral Advocate: $ 750
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In other words Alex Bell = $2450
Remember kids, math can be fun . . . especially when it means you're not the one buying drinks.
On a related note, the Beer Pong Invitationals have proven tremendous predictors of future academic performance.
The Winner of the Bridgette Fuselier takes Moot Court, while the Winner of the Larry Bates makes Law Review and transfers into Georgetown.
If the administration is not already rethinking that SBA Leadership award, it probably should be. It's obvious I encourage great things.
If the administration is not already rethinking that SBA Leadership award, it probably should be. It's obvious I encourage great things.
posted by Jon Swanburg @ 5:00 PM
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5 Comments:
Way to go my boyfriend gig! You never cease to amaze me.
Wow, that's one whole class for free. (plus books)
As I was leaving the reception, I heard Bell say:
"Why, with the three million that I won on this Lucky Lotto ticket, I can take this 2500 and just blow it all on hats."
. . . honestly.
Are we still the dumbasses?
HELL NO. We were underestimated.
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