The Bachleor Report #2

I've never before watched "The Bachelor" but within the first few seconds, the reality of the show hits me as I see Mr. Andy, the Naval Officer pulling up in a $600,000 Saleen S7.

Needless to say, I put the show on pause to quickly fill out a JAG application.

Alexis was the first girl out of the car, and it went something like this:

Andy: "Where you from?"
Alexis: "Dallas. Have you ever been to Dallas?"
Andy: "Yea"
Alexis: "Great . . . maybe you can visit again."

So smoothe . . . moving on.

While other girls are building tequila cakes, falling over, singing the national anthem, telling muffin jokes, or looking like hobbits (see below), Alexis was keeping it classy and eventually got a rose.

Just to recap: you can be like Alexis and avoid acting stupid or do what I'd do and look for the first girls willing to do shots of Jaeger and offer up an orgy.

Either way, you'll come across classy.

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And for readers into this sort of thing, here is Alexis' official message board and two pictures of her being smart and funny: