The Bachelor Report #1

FromMalibuToWaco's coverage of "The Bachelor" and Ms. Alexis Young are slated to begin sometime this evening and the intended focus is titled:

"Alexis Young: A Baylor Lawyer Does Reality."

Yea . . . it needs work but for the time being, allow me to point out the fact she has a job:

Ms. Young is an associate at Carrington Coleman in business litigation. Her practice focuses primarily on complex litigation which is concentrated in intellectual property, patent, trademark, copyright, trade secret, false advertising, unfair competition and professional liability matters.

Ms. Young is active in the International Trademark Association, a not-for-profit membership association dedicated to the support and advancement of trademarks and related intellectual property as elements of fair and effective national and international commerce.

Alexis was admitted to practice in Texas in 2006.

Knowing you wouldn't be impressed by that alone, they included a smoking hot picture and her educational info in the bottom right.

Baylor Law School J.D., cum laude, 2006
Order of the Barristers
Baylor Law Review, 2005-06;
Law Review Articles Editor, 2005-06;
Texas Practice Editor, 2006;
Executive Editor, 2006;

Baylor University
B.A., cum laude, 2003

In other words she is perfect. It's the kind of résumé that could say, "Future curer of Cancer" and employers would be like, "What, only Cancer?"