Blogging From the Eye of the Storm

So this one time the tornado bells are going off and I'm supposed to be going against this girl in moot court but this girl is also a storm chaser. True story. So while everyone is panicking, trying not to die, the storm chaser is looking at clouds and angles and then . . . like she found our friend Mr. Jesus:

Her: "The barometric pressure evened out. The storm is over, everyone is safe."
Me: "How do you know that?"
Her: "I felt it"
Me: "Where?"
Her: "I just felt it."

In other news, the storm sank the Baylor sailboats and the break will be announced tonight, Friday, at 8:45PM in the law school.