Haiku Friday

I've strayed from Osler's haiku Friday in the recent months but for better or worse, the suggested topic, "Karaoke with Mom" has coaxed me out of hiding:

Mom never taught me,
Nor did the etiquette coach;
But looks about right.

May it please the court;
I make only one motion
And it looks like this:
Make that two motions
This one involves more pelvis.
And naiveté.

But really, don't worry about it. That's totally not me and a Federal Court Judge singing karaoke at Scruff's back in the days of 1Q. It's not. I know this because the guy in green is classy. Most people need a tuxedo and top hat or a pinky finger hanging playfully off a champagne flute to look this classy.

Right now, that guy is probably on a flight to England for the sole purpose of calling the Queen a classless whore; I'm here in Waco . . . studying.