SBA Elections
SBA elections are tomorrow and Friday from 10 AM to 2 PM, therefore it's time you meet the candidates I'm voting for:
Exec Pres: Jolie McCuistion 
She campaigned with cookies, stickers and flyers. She has the champion status from the Bridgette Fusilier Invitational and a Pepperdine MBA. In other words, she'll make it rain.
Exec VP:
1) Rory Brewton
2) Neel Gonuguntla
I'm torn so I'm not voting . . . unless one of them pays me.
Exec Secretary - Kate Moynahan (Uncontested)
Exec Treasurer: Jessica Rosenbaum 
All you need to know is her campaign slogan: "If Stephen Baker can do it, so can I."
All you need to know is her campaign slogan: "If Stephen Baker can do it, so can I."
Exec Parliamentarian: Alex Bell
Beating Bell is as likely as going to Atlantis and simultaneously capturing three unicorns being ridden by loquacious Leprechauns. You can't fight it.
3L Pres - Dan Stokes (Uncontested)
3L VP - Laura Morgan (Uncontested)
3L Secretary - Kristy Tyler (Uncontested)
2L Pres: Jessica Hart
2L VP: Kami Keller
2L Secretary: Dylan Springmann
2L VP: Kami Keller
2L Secretary: Dylan Springmann
The reigning threesome has done an awesome job and I don't want to see them go . . . and neither do you. Dylan is kind of known for being temperamental and I wouldn't be surprised if he hurts you. That's all I'm saying. That and he kind of looks like Mr. Bean. 
1L VP: Zach Gordon
Not only did this guy teach me to shoot a shotgun but we share things . . . things like blonde spots in our hair and a fetish for wrestling dangerous animals. 1L Secretary: John Burkhead 
I'll vote for Burkhead because sometimes . . . the size of your gun matters.
I'll vote for Burkhead because sometimes . . . the size of your gun matters.
TX Bar Association Rep - Jennie Bauman (Uncontested)
ABA Rep - Kaye Johnson (Uncontested)
posted by Jon Swanburg @ 11:05 AM
9 comments
9 Comments:
You know that you don't get to vote for all 3 class pres/VP/Secretary right? You only get to vote for the class you're in--but way to campaign for the others :)
Will write in votes be considered?
Are you intentionally misspelling Prof. Property's name?
Yay for Jolie!
I only vote for the ultimate of badasses. Therefore, I vote for Jolie. And that's all you need to know about that.
write in campaign for applejack!
Appelman would beat everyone... except maybe Bell (aka The Juggernaut).
MZ . . . if I can't vote for people not in my class, you can't vote for people not in your school.
Jon...I'm more than a little offended!! :)
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