Some Lawyer Walking Around Knowledge
Confirming what we all took for granted, Prof. Contracts today admitted to being a professional foosball player from 1973 – 1975. One day he’ll have to meet my father; a man who dropped out of college during the 60’s to play handball.
posted by Jon Swanburg @ 4:53 PM
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The scary part is that it is true. I have played foosball with the man, and he has wicked skills.
will someone confirm whether bates will actually be at the 1st Annual Larry Bates Beer Pong Tournament?
I saw Osler and Bates play foosball at Crickets my 1st quarter. Was great!
I will have my foosball table with me again come April when I move into my new house. I challenge Prof. Contracts to a game.
Squeeky--
You will lose. Unless, of course, you cheat, which I encourage in this one circumstance.
Osler,
I have never lost a single game on my foosball table. I have played many who have claimed to be the best over the past 10 years, but on my table, I can't lose. You should have some faith in my skillzzz.
~Squeeky
my favorite - the interruption of awkward silence as he turned to scribble on the board: wait a minute... were you being serious about the professional foosball thing?
Squeeky--
Well, I do have faith in your skills. But I am awe of the skills by Foos-Master Bates.
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