Saturday Night in the ‘Brary
Conversations like these make me happy I eves drop.
Guy 1: You know what’s so great about tonight?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Well the clock turns back at two which is when the library is supposed to close. That means the library will be open till what seems like 3.
Guy 2: That’s awesome. I’d totally forgotten about that.
After laughing at the tools and transcribing their conversation, I thought to myself, “wow that actually is kind of cool.” I then vomited in my mouth, made this post and went back to Torts.
posted by Jon Swanburg @ 9:52 PM
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9 Comments:
omfg rofl
dude u need to get better at transcribing.
This is a little late, but concerns the library. I went to the 1st floor to take a dump, and I pull down my pants and grasp the support railing when I see a picture of three girls staring at me. Someone put the flyer for the three 2nd quarter girls running for student council on the side of the door facing the toilet. That was not the best environment to take a shit in
oh my god. what tools. i wonder if they were also sitting in the library with plummer's crack to the whole 3rd and 2nd floor while holding their sidekick up in the air as to let the world know "look someone is texting me". tools. embarrassed for you.
Firstly, I'd like to say I don't think the anonymous people referred to are actually tools.
I used the word "tools" to express what I would have felt about a person who said such a thing, until I realized I was in agreement with the statement. I was therefore, in a roundabout way, using the post to say that I am a tool. (And turn your clocks back)
Secondly, the transcription wasn't entirely accurate but seriously, are we getting that upset?
Nobody in the entire world would have any idea who I was referring to other than the three people in the library.
It was a friendly joke.
And I don't regularly eves drop. You were talking loudly in an empty library while I was a table away.
This is my apology. It was truly nothing against you. It was intended as a little self deprecation.
Third, how do I show my ass crack to the 2nd and 3rd floors? I’m not saying I don’t have problems exposing ass crack, but to two floors? Simultaneously? And yea, I’m not texting people on the sidekick. I’m likely playing an intense game of asteroids which is somewhat impossible to do under the table.
That is all.
haha. I can just see the thought process "oooo someone is having a conversation I better listen up and write this one down just in case i can use it for my blog". that is so weird to me. i can never imagine, ever in my life listening to someone elses conversation and typing it down. bizarre....
why is everyone so damn sensitive? and what is wrong with innocently listening to other peoples' conversations that they are having IN PUBLIC? people say CRAZY shit sometimes...SOMEONE should be entertained by it. there are several other, more valid reasons to dislike or be agitated by Swanburg...at least pick one that is valid.
damn you are creepy.
final comment about this b/c 1. not that big of a deal and 2. not trying to get into a baylor law blog fight.
haley, i didn't say anything was "wrong" with listening to people's conversations in public. i said it is WEIRD to TRANSCRIBE another's conversation. i don't know what socially awkward galaxy you are from, but if you TRANSCRIBE other's convo's in hopes something "BLOG-worthy" is said than you are weird. Sorry, to waste your time, i hope i didn't interupt your dungeons and dragons challenge with the ricky's.
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