Prom: Starts Tonight, Lasts Forever

If I've said it once, I've said it a million times: law prom is everything your senior prom should have been. No parents taking awkward pictures beforehand, no chaperones preventing drinking during, and a good chance your date has her own place to go after.

And did I mention there is gambling? Because there is and if we added some sexy poles - which I'm not saying we shouldn't - law prom would be a lot like the working world, just less chance of getting fired.