Swanburg Gets Punked by HO HO HO's
Bandera Ranch sponsored a door decorating contest for Christmas with the top three units winning $300, $200 and $100 respectively. With expectations high, and Dollar Store accoutrements at my disposal, the portal into my home was decorated with unmatched pizzazz.
A House with a Door Similar to My Own My snowmen were erect, my lights were properly dangled, my garland hung playfully and my wreath gave off a cherubic glow that exemplified all that was Christmas.* Unfortunately, I lost to three other units occupied by a combined twelve female entrepreneurs.
Representatives from Buildings 8, 9 & 10Though I didn't see the judging, I'll assume, like all females, they made up for their lack of inflatables with fancy hats and breasts. I never had a chance.
*In a totally gay holiday-sweater sort of way
posted by Jon Swanburg @ 5:34 PM
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2 Comments:
That's bs, Swanburg. Your snowman was badass.
....I probably would've voted for the girls too.
BC
First, it was snowmen, plural, and second, it's good you said that. I was talking to my snowmen the other day and they said they thought you were best looking failure of a beer pong player they had ever seen.
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