Tournament Update

Following Thursday's final, a pool party was held at L.L. Sams and consequently, several now 3Q teams found themselves too drunk to perform. This is the kind of thing I've come to expect from a handful of these individuals. When needed to stand tall, they go flaccid; when needed to marathon, they sprint. That's just what these people do.

That being the case, the impotent absentees were replaced with alternates, the show went on and good times were had by all.

I didn't take pictures of the event but I did have this dream where I was filming a porno and a scene called for Ron Jeremy but Ron Jeremy didn't show up so EP, my assistant, fills in but when I say action, EP turns into a 14-year old eunuch. If you can picture that, it's basically the same thing. Sort of.