Reading Daze
That clever title means I don't feel like writing so I leave you with this:
Dia Del Oso: Great Holiday or the Greatest?
Anytime I wake up to sunbathing females on a Thursday, the holiday gets my vote for the greatest.
Spencer Bleach: Stewart Gilligan Griffin or Dexter?
After literally blowing up his parents' house, Tydwbleach's three-year old son Spencer is said to have told people including a reporter, "My house is broken but Bob the Builder is going to fix it."
4/20: A Holiday or a Reading Day?
Neighbor: You don't have school tomorrow?
Me: No, they gave us off.
Neighbor: That's so tight . . . I can't believe the law school gave you off for 4:20.
Me: I can't believe it either.
posted by Jon Swanburg @ 1:45 AM
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8 Comments:
Are you making fun of Bates again?
>>osler
i laughted heartily at that one
I had my quota of Bates humor yesterday with this conversation:
Me: "Btitt's C.V. is filled with things that make him cool. I just discovered he went to space camp back in '94."
Bates: "I went to Space Camp back in '67 or '68 but it was a different kind of space camp."
Me: "Yea . . . from what I hear you never had to leave your living room but it was crazy nonetheless."
He later back tracked with some story about a Space Law conference in Australia but that too sounds like it involves drugs. A lot of them.
I'm pretty sure I don't want to know which of your friends you refer to as "Btitt"
Hahahaha if you hadn't pointed out the typo Britt would have missed out on a new nickname.
Britt aka BC aka B-titt
Space camp was so badass.
And no, my new nickname is not B-Titt.
I can't wait for my post on this blog, Swanburg. A deal's a deal.
Btitt/B/BC,
Must the fight over our names continue? I was aka big titty britt back in the day, and Btitt is just a bit too close for comfort. This needs to be settled once and for all (my neck hurts from turning around every time i hear B-titt called out).
p.s. I went to space camp back in '93. Are we soul mates?
Britt's new nickname is actually Clitt.
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