Shogun Just Got a Little Nicer
Since other Baylor blogs are fully capable of covering the day’s quotes and politics, I’ll leave you with a short story about the enchanting world of inbreeding.
Last night, I took a hot-ass date to Shogun (the surprisingly good Japanese restaurant down Valley Mills.) After my hot-ass date and I were through eating, talking and having a great time, we walked out to the car. As we approached the vehicle, a large Caucasian gentleman, with bad skin and a disheveled mullet casually walked up from the front.
Guy: Did y’all just eat here?
Me: Yea
Guy: You like it?
Me: Yea
Guy: Well I’m not meaning to scare you or nothing but I used to work here until last week and they never checked my information or nothing, and I used to smoke weed and cigarettes in the back by the food, and drop food on the ground and not wash my hands and stuff.
Me: Ummmm.
Guy: Yea you know, the new management just fired me and things aint right in there. Just thought you should know.
Me: Thanks.
Anyway the whole point of this story was to say Shogun’s management is on the right track and tonight is Wednesday. That means Fred and Wally’s from 9 – 11.
5 Comments:
hahahaha. "hot-ass date". hahaha
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did your mother come into town again? is that what you mean by "i had a hot-ass date?"
1) The hot-ass date was with a real person besides my mother.
2) Those condoms are brilliant except for the name. I assume the slogan will be “quicker on for quicker off”
Dude, I have seen you and them ears. Was the hot ass date hammered?
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