In Case You Missed It
Last night was fun, as confirmed by the impressive number of females who left their clothes and inhibitions somewhere on my bedroom floor. The story may or may not be sexual, but that’s neither here nor there.
Thankfully for me, the paparazzi were on hand to capture everyone’s favorite 1Q keeping it so real. Based on these pictures I’m pretty sure this was the conversation:
1Q Girl: I just funneled a beer.
1Q Guy: Oh yea, well I can funnel Mad Dog 20/20.
1Q Girl: 1: Anyone can do that.
1Q Guy: Yea, but could anyone do it naked?
Throw in some swimming and that’s how it went down. And although I do have these pictures in my possession, the content is totally unsuitable for public display.
If you were here last night, check your pockets. The little black electronic key to the billiard / workout room has gone missing. It’s an unassuming piece of plastic that would be easy to forget about. Also, if you have any of my clothes, feel free to return them whenever.
Now it’s time to study. Maybe.
posted by Jon Swanburg @ 8:04 PM
10 comments
10 Comments:
i like how you leave the story open-ended...so that everyone can form their own opinions about what went on. if they really knew...they would be extremely disappointed. it was completely platonic.
btw...could i get my pants back?
:)
Yeah, you frequently drink alcoholic beverages, I get it.
If you think the point of this post was to brag about alcohol comsumption, then no, you don't get it.
Swanburg, good work. Your subtleness is clearly keeping the outsiders out of the loop.
No, John Thomas (that's Brit slang for penis if the "subtleness" puts you "out of the loop"), I think the point of this entire goddamn blog is tilting toward alcohol "coMsumption" as its raison d'etre.
Thus: Here's nifty a cut 'n paste time saver for the next time Swanburg is up against a deadline:
"I go to a tough law school, but I still manage to party hard and drink lots of alcohol."
....Hey, no prob. Just my way of thanking this silly wanker once again for his contribution to the curve.
You know what they say about people who assume. The point isn’t that I go to a difficult law school and drink a lot. The point is much larger and more profound. For example I’m not referenced directly anywhere in this post. I could have mentioned I was on medication that prevented me from consuming alcohol, and the story’s theme would remain unchanged.
You’re in law school, you’re supposed to be able to find meaning without making up facts.
don't be an asshole. swanburg contributes more to this school than you have. obviously his contribution hasn't helped you much b/c i certainly don't see you at the top of the curve.
Very nice. You pointed out my poor spelling, used a forign word I dont know the meaning to, and called me a penis. You truly are a champion of posting anonymously on the internet, and im sure your law school grades are much much better than mine.
Its funny that as much as you claim to dislike this blog, you still know it well enough to pull up some random quote Swanburg made about drinking about 50 posts ago. If what Swanburg is writing is so terrible, then why did you spend 15 minutes combing through this blog to find a sentence that encapsulates your argument so perfectly?
SoTheBearSays gave FromMalibuToWaco its blessings, and Osler links this blog from his. YOU are clearly out of the loop, and all the fancy-pantsy french words in the world cant help you.
My dear Thomas,
You got him good. Except your spelling and grammar is not not bad and he did point out that our names combine to create the Brittish slang for penis.
I'm more concerned about anonymous 2:05 who claims to certainly not see anonymous 8:06 on top of the curve. Although I appreciate the love, I doubt he would be listed as anonymous 8:06 on any grade sheet.
Now I think this blog is pretty good but I think its pretty weird to act like this is a big contribution to Baylor Law School. Its a good addition but lets hope we all have something more to stand on when we leave other than a blog
Yes, lets not forget that we also have law prom.
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