Opening Statement: FAIL

Yesterday I got about two minutes into my opening before being given a memo. Then I had to stumble through the rest without crying. Then I had to sit there until 7:30 listening to others. Then I had to write the memo. Then I had to read for class.

It was awesome.

Had it not been for the memo, I'd probably have written a post titled “Prof. Powell Judicially Notices Chris Brown” followed by a brief description of the events leading up to the phrase, “Ms. Hernandez. If you don’t stop pacing I’m going to slap you.” But alas, I did get a memo and this is what you’re left with.