The Start of Week 3
After reading until some terrible hour last night and failing this morning’s quiz with unprecedented ease, I’ve decided that PC I is undoubtedly worse than PC II. I don’t know whether it’s the material in combination with the impossibly lengthy assignments or the professor’s euphemistic use of “good morning,” and “we’ll be in touch,” but I enter and leave the class feeling sodomized and I haven’t actually been called on.
posted by Jon Swanburg @ 5:00 PM
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oh jimmy will do it to you in the worst way
Is that the new Mortal Kombat?
I loved the "good morning"s! They were always so cheerful!
When you think you beat the game Jim Wren's character appears, a voice says "finish him," and your screen goes blank.
After you've sat there for fifteen minutes trying to figure out what happened, you get a message saying your console is broken.
It's the ultimate fatality.
Until Powell reaches through the computer screen and smacks you right in the nuts. And demands to be told who, precisely, your biological predecessor is.
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