Sunday, December 09, 2007

Law Student Uses Metaphor to Appeal to Prurient Interests

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Hot. After wiping the steam off your computer screen, a quick search will surprisingly reveal no requests for Prof. CrimLaw to attenuate taints or Prof. Property to adversely posses loins.

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