Law School has Superior Intramurals

Turns out the business school participates in the undergrad intramurals. At first glance the previous sentence elicits visions of scantily clad co-eds tackling a young JD/MBA to the ground, pawing at his carefully positioned flags and nibbling on his delicate, albeit masculine, earlobe.

Alas, after excitedly running my dream passed the director of intramurals, I heard nothing but laughs and apologetic corrections.

As he described it, undergrad intramurals for the most part are single sex, prohibit the use of profanity and involve absolutely no drinking. "Last semester" he said, "a player yelled the term fuck on the football field and the graduate business team was forced to forfeit."

So the law school has that going for it. That and unlimited printing.