His Dancing Was Described as "Rigid"

Prior to the Real Estate Finance final, the professor told a story involving the Church, the Dean and the Village People.

I swear.

Apparently Dean Toben dresses up like the cowboy and dances around a church full of women for money* . . . and if you pictured that for just a second you're probably just now waking up from your sexy-thought induced coma.

Professor Real Estate Finance then mentioned something about himself dressing up as the biker but who knows. By that point I was too busy envisioning lustful 70-year old women to hear anything but the beating of my heart.

*There may have been a fundraiser involved.