Law Students Should Love 80's Bowling
Immunity Night is upon us and I fear the 1Q’s have missed several memos. There are millions of them, yet only a few have signed up for immunity. And of those who signed up for immunity, many did so for the purpose of freeing up time to outline.
Very disappointing.
This event isn’t about you, it’s about charity. Pay money for your immunity; go to Goodwill and buy yourself an 80’s costume, then show up for bowling at 9:30. The S.B.A. wouldn’t sponsor an event if it was just a big trick to get you in trouble.
So bring your posse of socially awkward friends and have a good time. Nobody will force you to drink and in fact, S.B.A. promises me they will keep all 1Q hazing to a minimum.
And if you spent the money buying immunity, you might as well follow bowling with karaoke at Scruff’s.
And if you do drink, don't drink too much. You don't want to be like this guy.
posted by Jon Swanburg @ 3:02 PM
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8 Comments:
Man, Trail used to just get pissed if you didn't but immunity. He pretty much called anyone who didn't buy immunity an evil, cheap bastard. And then proceeded to destroy those who didn't donate the $5 to charity.
Good times. Makes me sort of miss 1Q. But not really.
Trail didn't do that to us his last two quarters here. I heard Essary used to do that, though.
oh yah? well prof. torts i would shave the eyebrows of anyone who didn't buy immunity. she was hard core.
yeah, i didnt buy immunity, and professor torts I broke my nose. now THATS hardcore.
but at least she respected your opinion!
she respected the hell out of our opinions.
Didn't Prof. Torts I kick someone out of class one day for not having an opinion? Or did that person have one and not express it, wanting to learn the law objectively?
essary never did that. all she did was to make sure she called on everyone who didn't have immunity. essary was a kick ass torts professor.
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