Say It Aint So
I know I’m a day late and a dollar short on this story but I had to add my two cents.
Apparently Lance Bass of N’Sync has joined the ranks of Elton John, George Michael, and the cast of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy with his less than shocking pronouncement that he, the Notoriously-Straight Lance Bass, is in fact a raging homosexual.
In the article, he admits that he attempted to “hide” being gay.
Osama Bin Laden hides; you Lance Bass, you were like the 2-year old that attempts to achieve invisibility simply by covering their eyes. Just because you aren’t servicing your band-mates on stage doesn’t mean you are hiding. I have absolutely no problem with people being gay, but let’s keep it real.
In other equally shocking news, K-Fed married Britney Spears for reasons outside of love, Mike Tyson lost in the first round of his third grade spelling bee, Michael Jackson is in fact a pederast and most shocking of all, I have no life.
posted by Jon Swanburg @ 8:59 PM
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2 Comments:
Looks like we hit the river a week or so too late!
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/072806dntexstrippers.93c4d7.html
1. [insert obvious gay joke here directed at swanburg or the general public]
2. "I hope they behave themselves and keep their clothes on, but I'm not sure they will because strippers are trained to take off their clothes."
--- it's so great when strippers are referred to as trained animals...they don't know any better.
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/072806dntexstrippers.93c4d7.html
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