Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Multiple Choices A – M Were Surprisingly Unhelpful

At 60 legal-sized pages long, the PC II exam was overwhelming*. Comparing it to other law school exams is like comparing apples to midget porn. The questions were long, the choices were convoluted, and when I looked at Ms. Abdouche about half way through, I thought she was going to cry.

Onto PC I.

*While most people struggled to finish, Mr. Cunningham left with a little over an hour to go. He’s either Jesus or a mere mortal that rolled the dice on answer choice G.

8 Comments:

At 7:30 PM, Blogger Shaw Cunningham said...

I am neither Jesus nor a gambler. I simply read the questions, read the choices and picked the one sounding the most reasonable to me... I certainly did no better than most. But I appreciate the mention on your blog.

 
At 7:31 PM, Blogger Shaw Cunningham said...

Oh, and... I agree, A through M were consistently unhelpful... especially G.

 
At 7:35 PM, Blogger Jonathan Swanburg said...

When forced to guess on the last three I opted for lucky letter C.

 
At 8:13 PM, Blogger EBC4 said...

That's what I'm talking about, Swanburg! The old school C guess. 53-60 on my exam = "lucky letter C."

"Apples to midget porn"... that's good shit, homie.

 
At 10:17 PM, Blogger Alan said...

Indeed, it's a fun day when the letter "P" appears on a multiple choice exam.

 
At 10:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that P stands for Powell, or Peckerhead?!

 
At 1:35 PM, Blogger Prof. Osler said...

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At 3:40 PM, Blogger Shaw Cunningham said...

Swanburg's comment had this song stuck in my head for 3 days....

Toby Keith, If I Was Jesus

If I Was Jesus, I’d have some real long hair
A robe and some sandals, is exactly what I’d wear
I’d be the guy at the party, turnin’ water to wine
Yeah me and my disciples, we’d have a real good time.

Ooh and I’d lay my life down for you (woooooh)
And I show you who’s the boss (woooooh)
I’d forgive you and adore you
While I was hangin’ on your cross
If I Was Jesus.

I’d have some friends that were poor
I’d run around with the wrong crowd, man I’d never be bored
Then I’d heal me a blind man, get myself crucified
By politicians and preachers, who got somethin’ to hide.

Ooh and I’d lay my life down for you (woooooh)
And I show you who’s the boss (woooooh)
I’d forgive you and adore you
While I was hangin’ on your cross
If I Was Jesus.

If I Was Jesus, I’d come back from the dead
And I’d walk on some water, just to mess with your head
I know your dark little secrets, I’d look you right in the face
And I’d tell you I love you, with Amazing Grace.

Ooh and I’d lay my life down for you (woooooh)
And I show you who’s the boss (woooooh)
I’d forgive you and adore you
While I was hangin’ on your cross
If I Was Jesus.

 

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