Friday, March 27, 2009

I Said Choke Yourself

In celebration of another completed week, I offer a PC-like video recommended by Mr. Rett –Gomer Pyle- Gray.



NSFW. Unless you hate your job or your coworkers appreciate phrases like, “You had best unf**k yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck.”

5 Comments:

At 5:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose"...sounds like some of the undergrad Swan dated 1L year...

 
At 5:47 PM, Blogger Jon Swanburg said...

Anonymous is j/k'ing mom and current girlfriend. Unless you count that one that was half-retard, half go-getter. She took bets very seriously.

 
At 5:37 PM, Blogger Rett Gray said...

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At 5:38 PM, Blogger Rett Gray said...

"I got your name; I got your ASS"

"I'm asking the Fucking questions here"

"Wipe that disgusting grin off your face"

"Private Pyle you had better square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks."


You think Powell watches this for motivation?

 
At 10:03 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

I think it's quite ominous that he is killed later in the movie. Rett doesn't own a gun does he?

 

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